Maya’s last words before sleep, “Mama? At breakfast will you tell me about Morse Code and Murphy’s Law?” “Sure, hunny.”

Remember when weekends meant sleeping in?

If the Olympics doesn’t end soon I may have to give up Twitter.

Theory: Those of us who are online/computer geeks, etc. are control freaks.

I’m already liking Buzz better than Facebook. Whoa. #buzz

With the exception of Maya’s “screen time” Martha Speaks, I haven’t turned on the TV in… weeks… Wow.

Friday, 10:42pm, somewhere in my left sinus cavities, something cleared. #tmituesday

Sometimes the tampon string makes things itchy. #tmituesday

My mouth open, my fingers carefully gently tugging at the human hair lodged in the piece of chicken meat still on my molars. #tmituesday

News from my cave: I honestly have no idea who’s playing in the Super Bowl today.